I would go down on you faster than GM stock
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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