sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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