Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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