forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
