It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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