that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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