found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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