So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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