We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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