Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
PANTIES FOUND
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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