I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
