So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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