Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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