ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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