you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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