I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
pray to the hookup gods
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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