does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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