why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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