the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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