did you get engaged???
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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