Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
This toilet bowl is my home.
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