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I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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