I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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