and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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