? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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