Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
Small penises have feelings too.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize