Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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