Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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