THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize