Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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