I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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