ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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