Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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