It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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