The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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