I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
do herpes really smell.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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