careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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