at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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