I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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