i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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