Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
