i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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