its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I need to stop coming to work sober
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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