i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i think i have herpe
just one?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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