There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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