Will you blow on my dice?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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