We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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