i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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