He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
the day after is always just damage control
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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