Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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