Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had sex on a roof
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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